would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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