lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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