HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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