i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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