new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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