PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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