Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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