Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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