That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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