idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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