i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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