How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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