mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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