sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Every concussion has its silver lining
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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