So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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