what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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