Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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