What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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