That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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