quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think I sprained my soul last night
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
