He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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