I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
jump out the window naked night went bad
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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