I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I don't think brook has ever known best
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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