do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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