she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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