I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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