Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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