i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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