Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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