i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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