Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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