i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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