whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
