Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
