it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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