I wanna bring you to show and tell
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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