Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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