Yo dont text me then not text me
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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