Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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