what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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