I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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