what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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