so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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