So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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