We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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