So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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