help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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