Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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