I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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