just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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