Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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