8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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