two words...techno handjob
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I did not marry a roomba.
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