Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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